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[ADMIN]Molavians
Administrator
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Posts : 89
Join date : 2008-12-14
Age : 14
| | Subject: [JOKES] Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:20 am | |
| ONLY JOKES GUYS "WALANG BASTOSAN"
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[ADMIN]Molavians
Administrator
Posts : 89
Join date : 2008-12-14
Age : 14
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:21 am | |
| May mg syota na d na ngkita ng 2months..
den 1 day ngkta cla ulit..
ang unang taon ng girl sa boy..
"MAHAL MO PA BA AKO?"
D nkasagot ang boy. ang gnawa niya..
knuha nya ang kamay ng girl sabay itinapat
sa knyang dib2..
At dun npaiyak ung girl..
kc may boobs na pla ang gaga! | |
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[ADMIN]Molavians
Administrator
Posts : 89
Join date : 2008-12-14
Age : 14
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:22 am | |
| nakita ng crush mo n 2mutulo ang sipon mo
ano ang ssbhin mo?
"shitz! pati b nman sipoN koh nhhulog n sau? | |
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weebert
Forum Moderator
Posts : 10
Join date : 2008-12-17
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:06 am | |
| boy: ang manok, baboy, gulay, prutas...
girl: hmp! alam ko na yan nagmamahalan na, tayo na lang ang hindi pa!?!
boy: hindi, lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw na lang ang hindi.
WAHAHAHAHA | |
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kimerajamm
Posts : 2
Join date : 2010-08-05
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:59 am | |
| Husband and wife jokes
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You
are my sweetheart
Your husband
Allen
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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
a. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
b. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
c. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three
kisses Instead of the rent.
d. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
Some other items....... ....
e. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses
and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart | |
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-l-DarkHunter-l-
Forum Moderator
Posts : 3
Join date : 2010-08-10
Age : 31
Location : Leonine Campus 1f
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:33 am | |
| MOM1: anu ipinapainum mo sa baby mo?? MOM2: PROMIL para sa matatag na pangarap. MOM3: ako BONAKID para sa batang may laban e, ikaw?? MOM1: ako?? EMPERADOR para sa totoong tagumpay! ![[JOKES] Lol](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif) | |
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-l-DarkHunter-l-
Forum Moderator
Posts : 3
Join date : 2010-08-10
Age : 31
Location : Leonine Campus 1f
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:27 pm | |
| sa Tindahan:bata: tao poh??
Tindera: anu po yun?? Bata: may load po ba kau?? Tindera: meron Bata: pa text daw po si nanay isang beses lang tatlong bampira sa bar:
Rich Vampire: Fresh blood plzzz
Ordinary Vampire: dinuguan nga!!
Poor Vampire: pa order nga ng hot water
waiter: bakit hot water lang po?
Poor Vampire: nakapulot kasi ako ng Napkin kaya mag tsa tsa.a lang ako | |
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weebert
Forum Moderator
Posts : 10
Join date : 2008-12-17
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:53 am | |
| Boy: Alam mo ang gulay, karne at bigas ay nag mamahalan na
Girl: Tika tika alam ko na yan tayu nalang ang hindi nag mamahalan
Boy: Hindi Lahat yun na tikman ko na ikaw nalang ang Hindi | |
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marz557
Posts : 8
Join date : 2010-07-06
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:42 pm | |
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marz557
Posts : 8
Join date : 2010-07-06
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:50 pm | |
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marz557
Posts : 8
Join date : 2010-07-06
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:58 pm | |
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[ADMIN]Molavians
Administrator
Posts : 89
Join date : 2008-12-14
Age : 14
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:20 am | |
| Do unto others, then run
Kung kaya ng iba pagawa mo sa kanila!!!
Ang nanlalamang sa kapwa, ay laging tiba-tiba!!
Hindi bale ng tamad, hindi naman pagod!!
dont judge a book... if you are not a judge?
practice makes perfect....
but nobodys perfect....
so why practice?
ang taong natutulog na ang pwet ay kinakamot, nagigising na ang daliri ay mabantot.
how can you face the problem, if your problem is your face!!!
DRUGS s my ENEMY...but GOD said luv ur ENEMY...so I love DRUGS
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
DI BALE NANG MAGNAKAW, HUWAG LANG MAMAKLA. | |
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LeeRain
Posts : 18
Join date : 2010-09-20
| | Subject: Re: [JOKES] Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:43 am | |
| I hope I can complete the month using your balance.
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